[kaprosuchus]

you know one thing the romans got right, way back when, and we have consequently lost appreciation for, is lounging. I’m tired of my options in public being to sit or stand like a fucking fool. let me laze. let me fucking sprawl on some cushions arranged neatly upon a slab or series of slabs at a knee-to-waist height alongside my friends instead of confining us each to the solitary languishing and gradual spinal compression of a chair, you ergonomic cowards

[dojacat]

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

[myend-ismybeginning]

Source.

[hungwy]

fuck fuck fuck just ate 4 vitamin gummies instead of 2. well good bye

[thechichimec]

its tuesday, ive had a glass of wine, and honestly Aurora Knew what the fuck she was doin when she pricked her finger on that spindle man. she was TIRED. she was fully done dude. She was 16 YEARS OLD!!!! if i had the chance to sleep for a hundred years when i was 16 you know id take my chances

[rinnysega]

quality 

[captainemmur]

I’m actually laughing really hard

[toshio]

wig!

[expressions-of-nature]

Montenegro by Appolinary Kalashnikova

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

[kisspell]

so im sitting there, tit in hand, dissociating

[panic-at-the-bilbo]

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

[wethinkwedream]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[wethinkwedream]

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[xlet-them-singx]

Someone please love me i have so much love to give